Unpardonable
Among Butt-Trumpet's many other accolades, like "First president to be impeached twice" and "First ex-president convicted of rape", he's now the recipient of the acclaimed "Fastest to A Lawless State" award after releasing 1600 convicted J6 felons.
If you're one of those who thought you weren't safe from Butt-Trumpet's raping and murdering Mexican immigrants just wait until one of his thugs get done with you. It's pardons a-plenty from here on.
And do Republican congressmen really think they're safe from an entitled juvenile who will himself decide who's "loyal enough"?
There's a cornfield out there with their names on it, only they don't realize it yet.
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Can we please never stop thanking that Washington Bishop, Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde, for standing before Butt-Trumpet and telling him to stop being a petulant little pretend-god and for once in his goddamn life show a little empathy?
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I wrote last week that a vice-president succeeding his former president into the White House is rare. It's so rare that the last time a sitting president stepped down after a full term and his vice-president won the election was Martin van Buren in 1836. That's almost 200 years ago.
Ms. Harris would have pulled it off, too, if not for them damn Nazi kids and their computer vote rigging.
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Today's cartoon isn't that far-fetched. One of the pardonee's has already been arrested on a gun charge.
But kudos have to be sent to "MAGA granny", Pamela Hemphill, who refused Butt-Trumpet's pardon because she realizes she was the victim of a cult and deserves her punishment.
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Elon was probably making that Nazi salute because his "Hitler Was Misunderstood" t-shirt was in the wash.
Along with his sheets.
I swear, if that boy invaded Poland tomorrow the collective right-wing media machine would call him "a misunderstood tourist".
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Butt-Trumpet has deleted the government web page that offers reproductive health information, but you can find the archived site here.
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Lefty
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