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Oh, my!</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for August 12, 2026: Royal Fuckery</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/8-12-26-royally-fucked.html</link><description>A right royal fucking</description></item>                 <item><title>Raging Pencils for August 10, 2026: Achtung Attorney General</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/8-10-26-todd-blanche.html</link><description>The Todd Blanche vote</description></item>                 <item><title>Raging Pencils for August 7, 2026: Zionism?</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/8-7-26-what-is-zionism.html</link><description>White Nationalism?</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for August 5, 2026: Trump loses in court.</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/8-5-26-trump-in-court.html</link><description>Trump loses in court and loses in court and loses in court...</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for August 3, 2026: Trump, cyclospora, and other shitty shit</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/8-3-26-cyclospora-shit.html</link><description>When you think shitting yourself to death, think Trump!</description></item>                 <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 29, 2026: The Fauci Hearing</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-31-26-fauci-hearings.html</link><description>The Fauci hearings subtext</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 29, 2026: Fracking Mitch</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-29-26-corpse-fracking.html</link><description>The last remains of a crude resource</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 27, 2026: The Honest Truths</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-27-26-honest-truths.html</link><description>More observations about Senator Turtle Man.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 24, 2026: Patreonly Fans</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-24-26-sex-and-patreon.html</link><description>I guess there's always accordion repair.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 22, 2026: A really charged election charge</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-22-26-abbott-nazi.html</link><description>The Texas Governor and the Elektro-Nazi, sitting in a tree.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 20, 2026: GOP pussyfooting around the 2020 election</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-20-26-2020-election-lies.html</link><description>The 2020 election, which Joe Biden won by a fuck-ton of votes.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 17, 2026: The new fascist acronyms</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-17-26-fascist-acronyms.html</link><description>Pedophile Offloading Terminally Unraveling Synapses</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 15, 2026: Trump's Affordability Crisis</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-15-26-affordabiity-crisis.html</link><description>How Trump will solve everything.</description></item>                 <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 13, 2026: The Vetting of Darline Graham</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-13-26-darline-graham.html</link><description>Darline is a placeholder. Who the fuck needs a placeholder?</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 10, 2026: The Trump economy</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-10-26-the-trump-economy.html</link><description>There are economies and then there is the Trump economy</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 8, 2026: Susan Collins likes rapists.</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-8-26-graham-platner-rape.html</link><description>Graham Platner and the surprise rape allegations.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 6, 2026: Hot enough for ya?</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-6-26-proud-boys-dc.html</link><description>The Proud Boys (or is it Antifa?) go to Washington</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 3, 2026: The Fourth of July.</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-3-26-fourth-of-july.html</link><description>Let's all celebrate the Fourth of July the progressive way!</description></item>                 <item><title>Raging Pencils for July 1, 2026: Burn in Hell, Mitch.</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/7-1-26-burn-in-hell-mitch.html</link><description>Destroying the judicial system to benefit a child rapist.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 29, 2026: YEAH! GODDAMMIT!</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-29-26-dear-mister-musk.html</link><description>Elon Musk and all the kids with cancer.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 26, 2026: Snidely Wimplash Strikes Again</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-26-26-smugly-do-wrong.html</link><description>Holding the right of women to vote hostage</description></item>                 <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 24, 2026: Uncomplimentary Colors</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-24-26-colors-of-trump.html</link><description>Trump vs. the color palette</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 22, 2026: The Green Bile</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-22-26-the-green-bile.html</link><description>What made the Reflecting Pool turn green?</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 19, 2026: The lyin' orange clown</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-19-26-circle-of-grift.html</link><description>The wealthy pay no taxes, but you knew that.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 17, 2026: What's it gonna be, algae?</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-17-26-reflecting-pond.html</link><description>'Solutions' for the algae-ridden reflecting pond</description></item>                 <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 15, 2026: What the UFC stands for.</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-15-26-fuck-faced-cuckolds.html</link><description>Unsustainable Financial Catastrophe</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 12, 2026: The first Trump term.</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-12-26-trumps-first-term.html</link><description>The almost 'normal' Trump presidency.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 10, 2026: Who shot the president?</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-10-26-assassin-quiz.html</link><description>Trump faked his own shooting. The cartilege knows all.</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 8, 2026: Puppet President</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-8-26-president-puppet.html</link><description>The declining health of the world's most notorious rapist</description></item>                <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 5, 2026: I'm From the Government and I'm Here to Help...</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-5-26-quoting-reagan.html</link><description>A demented rapist takes Reagan's cruel words to their disastrous conclusion.</description></item>            <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 3, 2026: The Peabody Awards</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-3-26-peabody-awards.html</link><description>No, seriously... the effing Peabody Awards.</description></item>                 <item><title>Raging Pencils for June 1, 2026: The Trump legacy</title><link>https://www.ragingpencils.com/2026/6-1-26-forget-that.html</link><description>Remember when Trump...uhhhhhhhh? Yeah, me neither.</description></item>                                     </channel></rss>                    	                    	                	                        		            	                        	        		                        		        	        	                              			        		                	                					        	        		                	                                                        	        		