Put
On A Happy Face
Do
you realize we went directly from the worst one-term President
ever to possibly the best one-term President ever? Considering
the economic and Constitutional mess Trump left behind we
were quite fortunate to have Mr. Biden on this country's
side.
Thank you for being there for us, sir!
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The VP of Captain Bone Spurs, JD "baise mon divan" Vance,
is currently trying to suggest that his six months in Afghanistan
as an Air Force journalist/photographer is somehow superior
to Tim Walz twenty-four years of actual military service.
That Walz is somehow guilty of "stolen valor".
Vance now says he won't debate Mr. Walz. If a reptile like
Vance could be said to feel shame I'd say he's now too ashamed
to stand on the same stage as a real soldier and look him
in the eye.
The fucking GALL of these people.
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The following is a description by a female journalist, Amanda
Marcotte, of a Philadelphia campaign stop for JD Vance, one
which totaled about 200 attendees:
"
Every type of white man that gets a hasty "swipe left" on
his dating profile was in attendance: 'Roided out dudes with
bad tribal tattoos. Older men radiating "bitter divorce" energy.
Men with enormous beards that have never known the touch
of a trimmer. Skinny fascists wearing expensive suits, despite
the oppressive heat. Glowering loners staring at the two
women under 40 like cats watching birds out a window."
Mmmmm. Snarkalicious!
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Kind of old news but Trump congratulated Putin, not Biden,
for the hostage exchange.
That's like a detective negotiating the return of someone's
children and the parent thanks the kidnapper for making such
a great deal.
Trump is weird as fuck.
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The same people who wore sanitary napkins on their heads
in support of Trump are now calling Kamala's new veep, Tim
Walz, "Tampon Tim".
By all appearances the GOP is taking all its campaign strategy
cues from old episodes of Beevis and Butthead.
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If you're bothered by the current state of the economy, take
note:
The Democratic Party spent the past three-plus years cleaning
up Trump's mess while the Republican Party spent the past
three-plus years hindering the process.
So tell me again.... who you voting for in 2024?
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The original header for this comic read "Take your pick",
but this confused some people on the 'net who weren't quite
certain of my intentions so I altered the text to indicate
we're referring to the two presidential candidates of slightly
differeing hues.
The problem
here is my own because the gag made perfect sense to this
brain thing that is currently apologizing for goofing this
up. It will do better next time or I'll leave it to McDonald's
when I die.
-
Lefty
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