Don't Come A-Knockin' When the Wohnwagen's A-Rockin'!

I believe the reason there isn't a more sincere effort by the government to intrude in our bedrooms is because they know it'd be the equivalent of a German nude beach.... all wrinkles and badly-trimmed pubes.

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If you Google "U.S. temperature maps" and visit the Wonderground page you'll see a map of America the Beeyooteefool described in vivid yellows and oranges and a little touch of green. These represent the varied temperatures of what seems to be a normal summer across this country.

However, see that angry red blob over North Texas? The hottest place in the country? That's my 'hood. And it's been like that for weeks. As you might understand, having to regard any and every exterior metal surface as a potential George Foreman grill is a drag of Trumpian proportions.

I accept your pity.

=Lefty=