Oh.
Poop!
Imagine, if you will, if Adolf Hitler had been captured alive
by the Allies and went on trial in the Hague...
"People of America and all the shit-hole countries, too,
I don't know what everyone is so upset about. I and all my
friends
just
wanted
to see
Paris
and
give all
those
beautiful
little Jews
a nice
holiday at camp. Have you seen my camps? There are wonderful
people there... on both sides of the barbed wire.
For whatever reason the corrupt Allies decided to
start bombing the Hell out of me, probably because they knew
I had won the
election
for
chancellor by a landslide. FDR
should have done his Constitutional duty and stayed out of
the war.
In fact, he begged me to forgive him. With tears in his eyes
he rolled up to me in that little chair thing of his and
he said
"Adolf.
Adolf,
you know I love you, you're the most really
powerful and strong dictator in the universe, but what can
I do? The Jews and the Blacks, especially the Blacks because
they all love you, all want to go to your camps so it's
out
of my
hands."
Man, what a pussy.
So, you see. I'm totally innocent. If anyone's to blame for
all those dead people it's my money-grubbing lawyers, who
wouldn't know how to lawyer if they got hit
with a really strong and powerful lawyer stick... all except
the lawyer to my right, who's the most strong and powerful
and economical lawyer ever. At least for now.
So thank you, and God bless the wonderful people of the Netherlands,
the lovely Hamberders. The most beautiful and powerful and
most just jurors ever. And generous, too, in case they want
to
donate
to my
defense.
And who wouldn't?
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Yeah, that's what Trump's Monday response will sound like.
=Lefty=
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