Hello
Cool Cats and Kitties!
 Yes,
I'm still badgering you for support of
my little 'toon using Patreon.
That's because you're liberals and liberals
hate
to be told what
to do, famous for your
catlike unherdability. Frankly, I prefer
that kind of orneriness in a reader base
but it means I'll have to continue to bug
you for at least
another
cartoon cycle or two. Or twenty.
If you were all more hidebound this
would be a cinch as conservative's fall
in line
like the slavering
dogs
they
are. If I really
wanted to make some serious
money from a webcomic all I'd have
to do
is take a conservative viewpoint and slag
the Democrats every dang day. No one would
actually read the comic, of course, but
I'd still get plenty of "grant money" from
Freedomworks, the same
Koch-financed guys
who buy
truckloads of Ann Coulter's books to boost
her sales numbers on Amazon and then
recycle them as the greasy, itchy kind
of toilet paper
you find in highway truck stops.
Right-wing
cartoons are also easier to create because
I'd never be asked to cite references.
They'd never question new information
that doesn't conflict with their limited
worldview so I could draw cartoons of a teenaged Barack Obama
playing
strip Twister with Pol Pot or show Palestinians
using
children as shields and them good old wingnuts
would just go
"I knowed it! They's all in league with Satan!"
But I'd never do that. I have enough trouble sleeping
at night as it is. Speaking of which....
Zzzzzzzz.
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In case you're still confused Patreon,
here's a video about how it works.
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The point of today's cartoon
is the Republican Party needs to change it's
name to the Jack Squat
Party
because
all they
do jack squat. In fact, the current Republican-led
Congress is less squat-intensive than any
Congress in history.
Case in point, here's a popular infographic making
the rounds lately, indicating the total lack of
squat in Congress's legislative jack between
now and November 5th, a
schedule developed
by the Jack Squat Party itself. Cushy gig, eh?
=Lefty=
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