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The progressive editorial cartoon about our choice for president in 2024.

Battle of the Bilge

If I had my druthers I wouldn't allow anyone to run for federal office until they have five years experience in local government and then five years experience in state government. And you couldn't run for President until you have at least one full term in office as a U.S. congressman.

You know who I just described? Barack Obama. You know who I didn't describe? Yeah. That whiny,treasonous  orange thing.

Government office, especially the presidency, shouldn't be a fucking popularity contest.

Who's with me on this?


Stuff I learned today.

The Nazis invaded Russia in World War Two and, as a result of the millions of deaths they caused, "nazi" became a derisive term that is still used to this day by Russians.

Vladimir Putin, when his army invaded the Ukraine, referred to the people of people of that country as "nazis" in order to stir up public sentiment against them, in the same way that Republicans use the term "trans" or "socialist". It's bullshit but, sadly, it works on low-wattage humans.

Yevgeny Prigozhin is head of the Wagner group, the Russian state-funded private para-military group, and is a big fan of Adolf Hitler, even naming his group after Adolf's favorite composer, Richard Wagner. Prigozhin is said to even sign his name using the twin thunderbolts of the Waffen-SS.

That, as I've read, may have constituted the most "charming" aspect of his personality. But what would you expect of a man who runs a business whose most important product is dead people? Ugh.


Personal aphorisms.

1. We're all pink on the inside.
2. After the tiger eats us we all come out brown.
3. Anyone who learns English, as an adult, even minimally, deserves admiration.
4. There is no "11" for masculinity or femininity, but the dial certainly swings between 1 and 10.

1. You can't protect yourself from a gun with a gun.
2. You can't outrun a bullet.
3. The bad guys always shoot first, and too often they're the police.

1. You're either a pantheist or a heretic. There is no middle ground.

1. The Earth won't miss us when we're gone.


end rant

Lefty News for August 11th, 2023

Judge Clarence "Rentals by the Hour" Thomas is corrupt as Hell.

Alabama Senator Tommy "Anencephaly" Tuberville does not live in Alabama.

Donald "Midnight Plane to Moscow" Trump's movement were tracked by his Twitter account.

Mike "Read My Lips" Pence doesn't seem to know how to pump gas.

Senator Joe "It's Money That I Love" Manchin finally admits he's a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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