Grand
Delusion
Trump
trying to use the First Amendment to save his festered carcass
from the bonds of federal incarceration confuses me. After
all, he should be using the Second Amendment as a defense.
Hear me out.
Okay, see, Trump should be telling the judge that if all
of his super-ultra-patriotic acolytes had been allowed to
bring their assault rifles and bazookas and shoulder-fired
anti-tank missiles
to the Capitol on January 6th he'd still be President and
he
wouldn't
have
to be wasting his precious time on
some
stupid
old
tiresome,
expensive,
keeping-him-from-his-golf-time fraud trial.
Trump
would go on to sweetly smile and tell her that NATO would
have been kaput and Hillary Clinton would have been staked
to an ant hill on the border, forced to watch Trump's magnificent
new nineteen story walls being erected using the remains
of all those solar panel and wind turbines that were making
the planet
hotter,
just like he promised in 2016.
At which point Judge Chutkan would bound and gag him
and toss him in the trunk of an '87 Malibu and have
it driven into the ocean near an active volcano. And
then everyone else in this country, who understands
what
Trump was
saying,
would immediately stump for serious gun control, possibly
even rewrite the Second Amendment so that it is clear
that it is talking about the modern version of the National
Guard.
So, yeah, Trump. Second Amendment. Try it, we'll like
it.
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A reminder here that on J6 Trump publicly asked for the
magnetometers near the Capitol be turned off so that
they couldn't detect weapons. And across the river from
Washington Trump's henchmen were awaiting the call to
grab their stash of arms and make a beeline to the Capitol
should the Insurrection Act be enacted.
Prison's too good for that waste of skunk squeezin's.
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Speaking of guns, the Supreme Court just decided that
ghost guns are illegal because they don't have serial
numbers. Doesn't that mean all guns should be registered?
Otherwise, what good is a serial number?
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Finally, Trump is not the worst President ever because
he was never a president. It's like calling a turd
that fell onto the cheese plate "camembert."
=Lefty=
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