Rubbed
the Wrong Way
I'd be honestly afraid to make the same requests
of a genie that I posed in the above comic. If he/it
had a mean streak, and/or sense of humor, he/it might
skip nimbly past the symptoms and go right for the
disease:
Man.
I don't think I need to overstress the point that
most of the problems which mankind now faces is mankind
itself. Oh, we were a pretty benign race of critters,
globally speaking, right up until the discovery of
vast deposits
of fossil fuels but had that handy source of energy
been unavailable there probably wouldn't be a tree
left standing today in our desire for steam power
or a source of warmth or backyard barbecue.
The whales and their precious oils would have been
fucked, too.
Fucked right to extinction.
Since a large measure of our energy use is devoted
to acquisition of status and power let me just say
that I think we'd have been better off had we evolved
from the bonobos instead of whatever branch of killer
chimp was in the genetic mix that fateful day.
------------------
Oh, noes!
The Fascist Party is upset that they're being called
fascists for doing fascist things.
Poor widdle babies. whatever shall they do?
------------------
Republicans are complaining that President Biden
is buying votes by passing publicly-favorable legislation
right before the mid-terms.
After all, the GOP knows the best way to win elections
is to claim your opponent runs a pedophile ring under
a pizza parlor.
----------------
Prayer doesn't work.
You know what works?
Money.
Money will buy you power. It will buy you senators
and judges who can then set precedent and pass laws,
who will then attribute such laws to God in order
to impress the simple-minded.
Get money out of politics.
------------------
Lindsay Graham predicts riots in the streets if Trump
is indicted over classified docs.
I predict there will be dancing in the streets if
Trump is indicted over classified docs.
--------------------
Final rumination: Do you think Darrin and Samantha
Stevens were ever into nipple play?
=Lefty=
|