Doll
Troll
Assault
rifle owners of America, I'm going to save you a ton
of money with this one little piece of advice:
Trade
your guns for Barbie dolls.
Seriously.
If you feel the need to own an object upon
which you can project your feelings of inadequacy, buy
a Barbie doll.
If you're compelled to compulsively purchase something
that needs a lot of fancy, expensive accessories, then
buy a Barbie doll.
If you're driven to "collect the whole
set" and store them in your bunker, then get a Barbie
doll. And
her friends.
If you want to get together with your buddies and play
with your toys, then get a Barbie doll.
If you're tired of hiding your dangerous items from
the kids, and grand kids, then get a Barbie doll.
If you want to piss off the feminists, buy a Barbie doll
for your daughter. Preferably the cheerleader or pole-dancer
varieties.
If you ladies want something in your purse that makes
you feel more secure, then get a Barbie doll. Just like
the one you had as a kid.
If you want to carry around something on your hip that
makes people nervous, get a Barbie doll.
If you men want to hold something in your hands that
won't be compared to your tiny penis, then
get a Barbie doll.
But if your ultimate desire is to kill people, preferably
yourself, then buy an assault rifle.
=Lefty=
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