Hey,
Kids! What Time Is It?
Yes, the Second Amendment says you can own a gun, but
we can erect legal barriers that make sure they're in
the right hands.
And by "right hands" I mean that well-regulated militia
thing that's in the Second Amendment.
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If teachers are going to be required to pack heat in
the classroom they should be paid the combined salary
of a police officer AND a schoolteacher.
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If Republicans get to go through teenage girl's underpants
in order to see of they're transgendered then Democrats
get to go through Republican Congressmen bank accounts
to see if they're
agents of America's enemies.
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In Genesis, Chapter Two, the old bearded guy decided
he was going to make a helper for Adam, so he proceeded
to make all the animals of the Earth. After creating
millions of distinct species the old bearded
guy decided none of them was the perfect helper for
Adam,
so
he made
one more animal... Eve.
Yeah, that's how it's written. Women are the equivalent
of cows, pigs, and horses... and possibly Tasmanian
devils.
Just sayin'.
=Lefty=
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