Viral
Humor
Note:
For all the pedants
and pearl-clutchers
out there, please
assume
that
the guy
on the right
does NOT, in fact,
have AIDS and is
just screwing with
the hypocrite on
the left. Thank you.
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What made those Minnesota
policemen think they
could so casually
kneel on a black
man's neck until
he was dead?
Could it be the institutionalized
racism in our justice
department?
Could it be the war
on drugs that was
basically a means
to disenfranchise
black males in this
country?
Could it be the PATRIOT
ACT which obviated
the Bill of Rights?
Could it be an openly
racist president
saying it's open
season on non-whites?
Could it be a Fox
News tha
t refuses
to condemn t-Rump
for his overt racism?
Could it be the American
apartheid that white
America doesn't have
to experience every
day of their lives?
Or is it that the
job of the police
is really only to
protect the rich
from the poor?
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t-Rump: "Voting
by mail is fraudulent!"
White House Press
Secretary McEnany: "I
voted by mail."
t-Rump: "How
often?"
McEnany: "Last
year."
t-Rump: "Okay,
that's not so..."
McEnany: "And
the year before that."
t-Rump: "Well,
twice isn't so..."
McEnany: "And
every year since
2010."
t-Rump: "Okay,
you can stop..."
McEnany: "Actually,
I've always voted
by mail. Eleven times."
t-Rump:"........"
McNanny: "Sir?
Are you...."
t-Rump: "OBAMA
STOLE MY STAPLER!"
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The inter-tubes remind
us that t-Rump's
actions have resulted
in the deaths of
100,000 people.
It's actually 100,001
if you remember to
add Epstein.
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The
previous Raging Pencils
cartoon stated
that the Bible does
not mention homosexuals.
After many conversations
with people on this
subject I have discovered
that I was wrong.
It's in Leviticus: "If
a man lies with another
man as with a woman
then he must die."
But.... have you
ever read Leviticus?
No? Well, if you've
dishonored your mother
and/or father or
engaged in adultery,
that's death for
you, my friend. Leviticus
said so.
(Let me add right
here that the Catholic
Church has always
taught that you can
be guilty of sin
just by thinking
about sinning. So
that itchy rumination
you had yesterday
while watching Mrs.
Gonzalez bend over
in her lululemon's
to clean up after
her poodle could
spell your doom,
my friend.)
Also, don't bone
your daughter-in-law
or your uncle's wife,
because that's death,
too. Or have sex
with one(?) of your
father's wives. Death.
Or practice as a
medium. Death. If
the priest's daughter
becomes a prostitute,
she has to die.
Death death death
die die die kill
kill kill. Wheeee!
And don't even THINK
of sacrificing your
child to Moloch!
Yes, I know the temptation
is overwhelming at
times, especially
around the holidays,
but this is Leviticus'
Number One sin, so
just watch it, buddy.
This kind of nuttiness
goes on and on throughout
all of Leviticus.
If you needed a reference
guide for divinely-inspired
intolerance, look
no further.
I would say go read
Leviticus but please
don't. It will hurt
your brain and fill
it with bad ideas.
It has as much credence
and relevance as
the comics you find
wrapped around a
wad of Dubble-Bubble.
Definitely don't
use it to determine
who you, as an adult,
are allowed to love.
By the way, there
is nothing in the
Big Levitical List
of No-no's about
a man having sex
with his daughter
or son.
I'm told
it was left out because
it was kind of a
given but it's precisely
omissions like this
that explain the
Alabama legislature.
=Lefty=
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