R-E-S-PEE-E-C-T!
In case you're counting, this is my second "Donald-Trump-publicly-micturates-inappropriately"
comic in the course of a week but I believe the subject
matter warrants any indelicacy. Count yourself fortunate
as my initial inclination in both instances was to
have him
emptying
his bowels,
but even I have my limits.
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Trump recently floated a trial balloon
about allowing foreign governments to meddle in American
politics and,
by god, the public didn't
fail
him. No
one smushed his little head with a ballpeen hammer
or dragged him behind a pick-up truck down the interstate
or strung him up by his
entrails for being a treasonous scumbag.
Nope,
everyone went "Ha-ha-ha, Donald. That jape of yours
was quite the rip-snorter. And we can hardly wait to
hear your next quip, assuming we're not all being forcibly
anal-raped by your pals, the Crimeans."
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More nude photos featuring Melania
Trump are hitting the newsstands and, honestly, it
really doesn't matter
if she modeled nude because there's nothing
immoral
about nudity in and of itself. Besides, I've seen more
attractive women who've simply posted their photos
on social media
sites for the sheer fun of it so, you know, BFD. What
matters is that her "fashion modeling" brought her
to Trump's attention and she
clearly
married the immense sacka shit for his money so she's
just a lousy sexual mercenary, and Merc Number Four
is no doubt waiting patiently in the wings.
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Remember
when Ted Cruz advised the assembled masses at the RNC,
and the thousands of invalids too weak to change the
channel, to "vote
their conscience" come November?
I think he was just rubbing it in as Trump doesn't
have one. And neither does his wife. (See above.)
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Hey, speaking of real Republican politics, Cruz married a woman
for HER money
so
that
makes
HIM
a
whore, I mean, sexual mercenary, too.
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If Trump wins the Big Political Kielbasa this year I can only envision trials
for
war crimes ensuing somewhere around the year 2028 after the conclusion of the
Green
Card
Wars.
"Lieutenant Billy Bob Bohunkus! You stand accused of the deaths of 4120 hairdressers,
7674 auto body repairmen, and 1527 cab drivers. How do you plead?"
"It wasn't mah gol-danged fault. I only did what Fox News ordered."
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 Consumer
Tip: After about the 137th time the cats knocked over my water glass
I got one of these cup holder
doo-dads.
It totally solved my problem but if you want one, too, then be warned. There
are
two
types
available:
The
cheapie,
crappy
$2 kind from China and this design. It gets five stars for a reason. Trust Lefty.
=Lefty=
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