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It's
A Wonderful Repeat
I hate
to do this but I had to drag an old cartoon
out of Raging Pencils vaults today,
from December 27th of 2010, to be exact.
The
reason for
this is stupidly simple: the Stanfill
Fambly Xmas is this Saturday, for reasons
best left for another rant, and I've suddenly
found myself desperately short of time.
Yes, I knew this event was coming and,
yes, I planned ahead but when
a client
arrives out of the blue at the 11th hour
waving semi-lurid amounts of money in your
face,
plans change.
To complete the sloth I'm also pasting
in a portion of the Rant from that illustrious
epoch, mainly because I enjoyed writing
it. And here it is.
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This cartoon stems, as most
of you have guessed, from the bizarre "misfit
toys" segment in the beloved animated
Xmas special, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".
Every time I watch it I wonder to myself exactly
what were the writers smoking when they contemplated
a toy cowboy riding an ostrich? That's not
a toy in any sense of the word, not even a
misfit one. That's the sort of thing Jack Skellington
would drop down your chimney.
A real misfit toy might be Scoliosis Barbie, a '59 Rambler American
station-wagon Hot Wheels car, a Care Bear crafted from smallpox blankets, or
a
Star
Wars
Jawa
character
with a vinyl cape instead of a cloth one.
(What? They did? Really?
Damn!)
In fact, if you think about it, there's hardly a single toy in the entire production.
When you look closely at the elve's workshop you see a cart and a wagon and
a ... oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT thing?
Yes, there was a doll on Misfit Island but she was probably some sort of sex
slave meant to keep the other captives happy. (To this day the Moonracer
government
have
never
apologized for this atrocity.)
Overall, I'm just glad Rankin-Bass got into the animation industry rather than
trying to put Mattel out of business.
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Bonush Cartoon Alert: Nope.
Uh-uh. Nyet. Nein.
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Because I lurve you
all here's the sixth 20-minute
chunk of Glenn
Mitchell's twelve-hour Xmas
Blockbuster, circa 2001, featuring, well,
all kindsa good stuff. (Please let me
know if you're enjoying Mr. Mitchell's
approach
to the holiday season. For me, it wouldn't
be Saturnalia without Glenn.)
Dear Santa:
I'm writing to thank you for all that you do for all the world's children. Christmas
wouldn't be the same without you. However, if you bring me another cowboy riding
an ostrich I'm gonna feed your reindeer to the piranha. Love, Billy.