Small Mindedness

Fun Fact: The original concept of this comic was "Can you find Trump's penis?" Not only was it "EWW!" but I don't think even HE can find it so why should we do the work for him?

This may seem like a pointless cartoon to draw in the midst of ever-increasing existential danger for the democracy that most of us still hold dear but the image in my head was irresistible so here we are.

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The Heinous Orange Anus is cutting funds for cancer research. It doesn’t take a genius to understand he’s doing it basically because curing cancer was a high priority in the Biden administration.

Puffyankles McRapistchode is going to let people die strictly out of jealousy and spite.

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How about a big fat "Thank You!" to all of the Texas Democrats for giving the Texas Fascist Party a big fat Constitutional finger and denying them their big fat illegal attempt to squeeze progressive voters into fewer and fewer absurdly gerrymandered districts.

Thank, dudes!

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Bulgey McRapeypants recently fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because he said math is crooked and he heard it say he was in the Epstein files...

Anyway.

Replacing her with a qualified number cruncher is going to be impossible because who would want to risk their professional career fudging numbers for a boss that doesn't understand percentages?

So who, then?

I nominate Jon Lovitz, playing the "Pathological Liar Guy" from SNL. That way, when he reports that the economy "has created a million... no... a BILLION new jobs this week. Yeah! That's the ticket! A billion new jobs!" we'll all know that the message is just being passed from one pathological liar to another.

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Here’s a fun game for all my non-secular friends:

Go to Google News and search for “youth pastor”.

Keep scrolling. And scrolling. And scrolling.

Afterwards, search for “drag queens”.

- Lefty