Bunker Mentality

One thing I've learned about Trump over the past ten years is that he loves kids.

He loves starving them, loves depriving them of health care, loves limiting their education opportunities, and REALLY loves using them as "masseuses".

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Republican Party women are famous for getting bigger boobs, bigger lips and bigger butts.

Republican Party men, on the other hand, are only interested in becoming bigger assholes.

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Considering the way the GOP is closing ranks around [Mentally decaying diaper model] and his undeniable relationship with a known child-rapist it shines a disturbing spotlight on [Mango-tinged Russian quisling's] early immigration policies of aggressively separating migrant children from their parents at the border. And losing track of many of them.

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For most of known civilization the peoples of Western Europe have been making war with one another over limited natural resources. Over the millennia they have become really, really good at this.

Then, some centuries ago, large numbers of these savage people sailed across the ocean and discovered a vast new continent, and they said to themselves "Niiiiice. We'll take it, and let's start by greatly reducing the number of those people with the bows and arrows."

Yes, the moment they landed on this country's eastern shore they transformed into greedy, selfish pigs. They were dazzled by all this stuff, like vast empty acres of land and tasty animals running around everywhere just begging to be eaten, and it was theirs for the taking. This process didn't require advanced mental facilities, just some good old firearms, so the whole of this new continent was quickly filled with more and more selfish ignoramuses. And each generation of pioneers drove the selfish ignoramus gene deeper into the American soul.

Eventualy, some of these selfish ignoramuses began kidnapping people from other countries and using them for slave labor. They were so selfish and ignorant they fought a war to keep their slaves and hundreds of thousands of them died. Though it reduced the pool of selfish ignoramuses by a significant amount enough remained to form local groups of bedsheet-wearing pyromaniacs.

Today, America is rife with the sons and daughters of these same selfish ignoramuses. Recently many of them decided to make a selfish ignoramus their king because they were too stupid and selfish to understand that when this most selfish and ignorant of them all promised them their stupid heart's desires he knew they were too greedy and ignorant to see through his obvious lies. And the one's that did rather admired him for being even greedier and stupid than they themselves.

Now the ignoramus king is burning all the books because there are still too many of people in this country with kind hearts and good intentions, something which he cannot allow to continue.

America isn't the only country where "I got mine, Jack" predominates but we're certainly the only one stupid enough to have elected a leader who uses that as his prime directive.

(For the record, however, he wasn't elected. His billionaire pals bought the presidency. Fuck those guys.)

- Lefty