Childslaughter
Just a reminder... nowhere in the Second Amendment does
it say an individual can own a gun.
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Welcome to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
What can I do for you?
Well, sir, my company, Hot Lead Inc., has developed a new
and exciting type of bullet and we'd like to apply for
approval to manufacture and distribute it.
That's why we're here. Can you tell us what's different
about this new bullet design of yours?
Yes, and to get right to the point, it was primarily developed
to slice the head off babies and small children.
Wh… why… uh, uh, why would you make such a
thing?
I knew you would ask that and our research shows there's
a crying need for a such a weapon among countries desperate
to cause international incidents. We stand to make a fortune
if we arrive with the goods first.
Okay. Yeah. I guess. But does the phrase "soulless
monsters" mean anything to you?
I know what you're saying but terrorists can either use
our bullets to neatly snap off an infant's head or they
can just use regular old bullets and shoot the kid willy-nilly
and let it suffer until it dies.
I see your point.
I thought you might. In addition, using a bullet like
this domestically will make the Left's cries for gun control
even more shrill,
driving
our customers to buy even more guns and bullets. It'd be
a shot in the arm, so to speak, for the whole economy.
That's.... genius, in a way. Tell me, will this bullet
pose a danger to babies still in the womb?
Well, yes, but that would be "illegal" in several states,
so it wouldn't really be our company's problem.
Yes, thank you, Supreme Court. Okay, well, we'll get the
approval process started as soon as bureaucracy will allow.
Tell your boss we appreciate all the great bullets your
company
has
provided
this country
over the years.
That's why we're here. To serve mankind.
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I coined a new word for the enjoyment of Trump's legal
woes... shattenfreude.
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This is cartoon Five of Five this week. It's been fun,
and weird. I hope you all had a good time.
=Lefty=
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