Go Joe!

When Joe Biden walked into the White House in 2021 he rolled up his sleeves and started bailing this country out of Trump's deluge of malfeasance.

When Trump walked into the White House in 2025 he said "Oh, goody! Who shall I rob first? There's so MANY options!"

Yes, I know I left out mention of emoluments and shakedown's of colleges in today's 'toon but there's just only so much corruption you can illustrate at a time.

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Today is a good day because Trump is now officially "Taco Trump", and he HATES it!

In case you're new around here "taco" is an acronym for "Trump Always Chickens Out", his standard negotiating technique.

All hail Taco Trump! Let the shaming commence!

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Yesterday I heard Pearl Jam's version of the song "Last Kiss", the rock-classic fatal traffic accident love song (Really?) which begins thusly:

Oh, where, oh, where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world

Besides needing a complete rewrite that involves modern vehicular safety equipment I immediately felt there should be a more realistic, secular version of the song, at least the chorus, so here it is:

I know, I know where my baby be.
She's decomposing for eternity.
I won't forget her 'cause the trauma's severe.
And I hope to have the cast off by early next year.

Thank you, Cleveland!

- Lefty