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The progressive comic about Qatar bribing Trump with a 747.


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Quid Amateur Quo

The stupidest part of this transparent bribe is that the Qatarian 747 will eventually be donated to Trump's library.

Library?

You mean that unsecured bathroom at Mar-a-Lago?

Gonna get awfully cramped in there.

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If you want to understand the current stock market then read Trump's new book "The Art of Market Manipulation".

As someone much wiser than me said "The stock market is rebounding today because Trump promised to stop kicking the economy in the teeth for the next 90 days."

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Regarding the recent trashing of the Constitution "Nazi" is officially the abbreviated form of "Republicanazi".

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So here's my "Protest Trump" idea:

We pro-Democracy, pro-Constitution folks should take our "Fuck Trump" signs and, instead of marching in huge phalanxes in deserted downtown streets, we all spread out and occupy every street corner along the busiest corridors in our neighborhoods. That way, mororists will have to see our message all over the city, block after block, inescapable. They'll quickly learn they're not alone in their discontent.

Let's figure out a day and do this.

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Another critical video recommendation: Keith Olbermann from 15 years ago eerily predicting the result of the most idiotic of Supreme Court rulings ever... Citizens United.

Keith is currently offering a most entertaining and enlightening podcast. Go find a feed and listen. It's definitely worth your time.

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For those who don't know, the old-old-ollllld joke I borrowed to make this comic goes something like this:

A man walks up to a girl on the street. He asks her "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?"

The girl replies "Hmm.. for a million dollars sure!"

The man asks "Would you have sex with me for free?"

The girl replies "For free? What kind of girl do you think I am?

The man replies "We've already found what kind of girl you are, now we're just negotiating a price."

- Lefty

 
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Leftanacious News for May 9, 2025

Qatar wants to bribe Trump with a "free" 747.

Attorney General Pam Bondi thinks bribing Trump with free 747's is just peachy... for some reason.

Democrats say "Hey! Just a goddamn minute with that free bribery crap!"

Even MAGA thinks this free 747 bullshit is bullshit!

Trump spent $21 million dollars to fly 32 people to Guantanamo.



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Lefty the comedian on stage.
So this guy once propositioned a whore and the whore said “Hey! What do you take me for?” The guy said, “We both know what you are. We’re just deciding on the price.” Okay, so the whore then says “Oh, yeah? What’s the price?” And the guy says, “A $400 million dollar flying palace.” And so the whore goes “Okay, but if anyone asks, you’re just donating it to my library.”

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