Houthi's Idiots Be Doing This?

What do 2nd degree murder and transmitting classified data over Signal have in common?

Each will get you at least a 15-year stay in federal lockup. This was not a littering or jaywalking offense.

Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.

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The Houthi PC small group, in a nutshell.

Pete Hegseth: Everybody ready?

JD Vance: Y’know, not much U.S. shipping actually goes through the Red Sea and we don’t have time to properly propagandize the public on why we’re red-misting these Houthi guys. So maybe we ought to wait a month and hope the economy quits sputtering just to save our asses if something goes wrong.

Joe Kent: Yeah, but if we don’t kill these guys NOW the Isreali’s will jump in and have all the fun.

John Ratcliffe: The CIA is working up some viable cover stories for the media to parrot but if we had a little more time we could be more inventive.

Hegseth: And delay the operation? Okay, well, you tell that to Trump ‘cuz he needs some red meat for Fox News now. As far as the public goes we’ll just blame everything on Biden. So let’s do this thang before the Isrealis make us look like pussies. And, don’t worry, we may be using an unsecure messaging app but I guarantee we’re safe from snoopers.

Michael Waltz: Too bad the Europeans couldn’t do this themselves but they’re a bunch of pencil-neck hippies. We’ll just send them a bill for the damage later. That’ll teach ‘em to spend more of their GDP on weapons instead of health care and good schools.

Vance: Yeah, I know! Europe! Ugh! Who needs 'em! And, because no one asked, I would love to suck Saudi dick.

Hegseth: Oooooh, those cheap Europeans! They make me sooooo mad! Grr! Snort! Growl! And Egypt, too! Fuck those guys!

JD Vance: Oh, dear sweet loving Jesus! Help us this day to smite our pagan foe de jour. Amen!

[Classified minute-by-minute details of attack ensue]

Michael Waltz: Okay, we got ‘em. Who wants pizza?

- Lefty