The Unitary Expletive

Trump's mishandling of the COVID-19 pandemic disrupted the supply chain to such an horrific degree that consumers were blaming President Joe Biden for it a full four years later. And now Trump's on the brink of doing it again.

It would not be hard to believe that Trump destroyed he supply chain in 2020 on purpose in the belief that he could win the election and then use the ensuing economic meltdown to, oh, I dunno, reduce the U.S. to cinders and then sell off the parts to foreign investors? Maybe something like that?

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When I was a freshman in college I had an instructor ask me how I came to have such a broad vocabulary. With the brashness of youth I responded "Because I know everything."

She took a moment to digest that statement and then, with the surgical precision that comes from a near lifetime of being embraced by the arms of academia, made it VERY clear to me and to the class and the entire known universe that I, in fact, did not.

It was a lesson learned, a well-earned humbling that I have not forgotten. My reply was asinine, it was juvenile but it was nowhere near as insulting and imbecilic as Trump saying he knew that DEI was responsible for the airline crash in Washington because, as he put it, "I have common sense." Where is that English teacher when we need her?

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To all of you Trump supporters out there, please suffer Trump's policies, and suffer them soon. You deserve it.

America could have had a nice, friendly lady running the government and the shelves of Walgreen's wouldn't be bereft of Pepto but, oh no, you needed a failed businessman on the throne pretending he's Jesus.

Fuck you guys.

- Lefty