The Yellow Wedding

"You can't fire the man who is investigating you. You can't fire the man who is investigating you. You. Can't. Fire. The. Man. Who. Is. Investigating. You."

- Keith Olbermann

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Is Trump not a grown-up Eric Cartman?

Did he not just serve James Comey some Scott Tenorman chili?

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On October 28 Jeff Sessions said that Comey had "an absolute duty to come forward with the new information [on Clinton's emails].

On May 9th he demanded Comey be fired for that very thing.

Is there a stronger word than "hypocrite"? One that includes "painful rectal itch" and "cancer of the sensitive bits"?

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Bill Clinton had a brief convesation with former Attorney General Loretta Lynch on the tarmac and Republicans LOSE THEIR SHIT.

t-Rump asked the Director of the FBI directly if he's being investigated and all we get is crickets from the Right.

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How is it China's Premier can set t-Rump straight about North Korea in just ten minutes but no amount of public outcry can convince him that RUSSIA IS OUR FUCKING ENEMY!

(The answer is: Money)

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The Great Pumpkin claims that James Comey told him three times that he wasn't under investigation.

Comey will be before the investigation committee next week. Wanna bet how he'll answer when asked what he thinks of the quislings statement?

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President Pumpkin now wants to create economic ties between the U.S. and Russia. But what does Russia have that we want?

Nothing. Zip. Nada. Bupkis.

Their GDP is smaller than France and the only thing they really have that makes money is oil. We don't need their oil.

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If the Mango Mandarin deported every undocumented Mexican back to Mexico if would glut their labor market, which would mean a flood of more Mexicans back into our country seeking work.

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Oh, crap! t-Rump done pissed-off the oil companies.

Obviously peeved that t-Rump might give Russia access to a half-trillion dollar oil deposit both Exxon and Chevron are sending lobbyists to Washington to push legislation for the investigation of Russia's interference in the 2016 election.

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Firing Comey was just a pretense so that t-Rump can fill the seat with an unctuous crony. End of story.

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I was concerned hearing that George Will had been hired by MSNBC, then I read his recent Washington Post column:

"As this column has said before, the problem isn’t that [Trump] does not know this or that, or that he does not know that he does not know this or that. Rather, the dangerous thing is that he does not know what it is to know something."

=Lefty=