any number of choice words I'd like to share with you
today, common Anglo-Saxonism's you're probably all
too familiar with, but nothing
I can say here
possibly cut through the dense,
obsidian-like shell that gently cradles the microscopic
shred of neural material that passes for the neocortex
of anyone who voted Republican today, so instead I'll
just bash my head against this convenient table edge
a few minutes.
(Sound of a side of bacon being struck repeatedly
with a Louisville Slugger.)
Ah! That was refreshing. Now where was I? Oh, yes! Catharsis!
Right after the 2002 mid-terms, when Republicans
took both the House and Senate, I
had a friend email me, crowing triumphantly
get things done."
As I recall, all that "got
world economic collapse and a brutal withering of the
Bill of Rights.
Today's election result is a sad moment in American
politics but I comfort myself with the knowledge that
House will be unable to kill the
Care bill or
two things they'd give the left nut of their Mexican
gardener to do. However, Conservatives now control
the powerful House committees
they'll immediately begin cutting funds for any program
a sniff of progressive funk. Education, child care
and contraception will probably be first to face the
chopping blocks. Just
And any bets on when the first Articles of Impeachment
hits the fan? Oh, yes. It's coming. How dare Mr. Obama,
uh, not bring change! Burn him! Burrrrrn!
So thanks a lot, you loathesome Republican retards.
Thanks for dooming the American economy to stone cold
next two years. As far as our new Congressman are concerned
job growth is not important when there's a mulatto
that's left is to say see you in two years. If there's anything left. In the
meantime I'll be here, just a-drawing away. My guess is there'll be no end of
to lampoon so at least I'll be able to keep myself occupied as the fires go slowly