R-E-S-P-E-C-T
“I
believe my actions merited a second term, but nothing — nothing — is
more important than saving our Democracy.”
- President
Joe Biden
Thank you, Mr. President, for stalwartly spending your term
in office stitching back together the tattered remnants of
our nation after Trump shredded both it and the Constitution,
and for keeping the seat warm behind the Resolute Desk for
the next Democratic President to come. I'm sure she'll appreciate
it.
Excelsior!
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What
do Lee Harvey Oswald and Tommy Crooks have in common?
Neither actually shot their intended target.
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Several times lately Trump has told his audience "Listen,
we don’t need votes. We don’t need votes. We
have to stop — focus, don’t worry about votes.”
The assumption is that he's deluding his audience, and possibly
himself, by saying he's so wildly popular he can't lose.
In other words, it's a simple-minded ruse played on a simple-minded
audience by a simple-minded man.
But what if the truth is that too many Conservative states
are going to hand their electoral votes over to Trump even
though Harris wins their states? What if Trump knows this
and can't stop from bragging about it, sniggering behind
his tiny hands at this great joke that will be played out
in his favor?
The Republican Party tried this same tactic in a ludicrously
primitive fashion in 2020 but they've had four years to refine
this scheme. And even if this particular hustle isn't their
plan you just KNOW another equally raggedy-ass, completely
unconstitutional plot is in the works. It's just how they
roll.
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On Friday night, the 26th of July, before a large crowd of
Christian supporters at a Turning Point conference, Trump
made the
following frightening
statement:
“Christians, get out and vote! Just this time. You
won’t
have to do it anymore. Four more years. You know what? It’ll
be fixed! It’ll be fine! You won’t have to vote
anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you, Christians!
You gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don’t
have to vote again. We’ll have it fixed so good, you’re
not gonna have to vote.”
So either Trump will end voting or he will dispose of anyone
who isn't Christian. Either option is proof enough that Trump
should, if there were any cosmic justice, suffer an unfortunate
mishap at the nearest abandoned well.
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FBI Director Christopher Wray: “With respect to former
president Trump, there’s some question about whether
or not it’s a bullet or shrapnel that hit his ear.”
The kinetic energy resultant from an AR-15 strike should
have knocked TFG to the ground, possibly blown his ear completely
off.
It was shrapnel.
("Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Step right up!
He wriggles, he jiggles, he crawls on his belly like a snake.
Step right up and see the world's largest band-aid! You won't
believe your lying eyes! Admission is free because your vote
costs nothing. Step right up!")
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Reddit user Gripping_Touch wondered why I didn't include
the Trump diapers. I then wondered the same thing, so I added
them. Thanks, G_T, for making this a better world!
-
Lefty
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