They
Came For My Condoms...
So how soon after American women are finally reduced
to only breeding and housework do you think the bright boys
in charge might
start demanding they birth only sons because, you know,
who wants to waste valuable resources like food on a creature
that takes about thirteen years to ripen and
can only be counted on to provide useful output for about
thirty years? If they survive the manufacturing process,
that is.
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The Michael Cohen Story
Trump: "Michael, I want you to commit a felony for me so
I can win the election."
Cohen: "Sure thing, Boss!"
(Later)
Cohen: "Boss, I'm going to jail because of that felony you
asked me to commit. How about a pardon?"
Trump: "Yeah... No!"
Cohen: "In that case I'm going to write a tell-all book
about you."
Trump: "In that case I'm going to have my DOJ throw
you back in jail so that you can't."
Cohen (in the jury box):" Yes, judge, that's the guy
who made me commit a felony in order to win the election."
Trump: "What did I ever do to him?"
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Lefty
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