Baby
Ker-BOOM!
The best way to differentiate between Judge Aileen
Cannon and Judge Juan Merchan is, well, consider
them both baby-sitters for a three-year-old.
Judge Merchan would run a tight ship, threatening to put
the child in time-out every time it started screaming or
fussing. It would, if it behaves itself, get regular treats,
TV and always a bedtime story because Merchan is fair, if
tough.
Judge Cannon would stand to one side and gleefully let the
child "discover itself", adoring the little bastard as it
disassembles
the
cat with a grapefruit spoon
and sets
the divan on fire. She's terrible at her job because she
has no practical experience. She also has no fear of being
fired or replaced by the parents as
she's
the
only sitter
available.
-
Lefty
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