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The progressive comic about what a Trump whore Judge Cannon is.

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This cartoon is a bit unfair as I'm calling both Stormy Daniels and Aileen Cannon "whores" when only one of the two received large sums of money for performing an act specific to their profession purely for the benefit of the personal gratification of one Donald "ShitzInPantz" Trump.

My apologies, Stormy.


When the GOP ran the House back in the lato 90s they impeached Bill Clinton for lying about a BJ.

When the Dems ran the House they impeached Donald Trump for trying to overthrow the government and for obstruction of an investigation into solicitation of foreign influence into his own election.

The Dems didn't try to impeach Trump over lying about sex with a prostitute because they're serious about governance.

So it's great fun hearing Stormy Daniels dish the deets in court about Trump meeting her at the door in silk jammies, reminding her that he and Melania don't sleep in the same room and that she doesn't care if Trump bones other women, stating that she looks a lot like Ivanka, and then proceeding to raw-dog her. An assignation von ShitzInPants swears never happened.

Added Bonus: A screen grab from a Jimmy Kimmel show in which Stormy picks the mushroom that best resembles the most powerful baby-man in the world's putz. This, sadly, was not allowed as part of testimony today as it probably would have made everyone sick.

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If you're betting that von ShitzInPanz will or will not attend his son's graduation I'd take "No" and give the points.


Aaaaaand finally...

The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take a walk into the nearby town for the first time in 30 years. As he's walking down the street he passes a hooker on a corner who says "Hey twenty dollars for a quicky".

Confused, he walks past another corner and another hooker says "Hey padre, twenty dollars for a quicky".

He has no idea whats going on, so he returns to the monastary and calls the Mother Superior to his office and asks her "Whats a quicky?"

She replies "Twenty dollars, same as in town".

- Lefty

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Leftalicious News for May 8, 2024

Judge Cannon whores herself for Trump and delays classified document trial, perhaps forever.

Stormy Daniels took the stand against Trump today. Hilarity ensued.

President Joe Biden decries rising antisemitism during Holocaust remembrance ceremony.

Remember former Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan? He ain't voting for Trump.

Texas elects it's first LGTBQ+ state senator, because Gov. Greg Abbott is a little piss-baby.

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