Mushroom
Cloud
This cartoon is a bit unfair as I'm calling both Stormy Daniels
and Aileen Cannon "whores" when only one of the two received
large sums of money for performing an act specific to their
profession purely for the benefit of the personal gratification
of one Donald "ShitzInPantz" Trump.
My apologies, Stormy.
---------------
When the GOP ran the House back in the lato 90s they impeached
Bill Clinton for lying about a BJ.
When the Dems ran the House they impeached Donald Trump for
trying to overthrow the government and for obstruction of
an investigation into solicitation of foreign influence into
his own election.
The Dems didn't try to impeach Trump over lying about sex
with a prostitute because they're serious about governance.
So it's great fun hearing Stormy Daniels dish the deets in
court about Trump meeting her at the door in silk jammies,
reminding her that he and Melania don't sleep in the same
room and that she doesn't care if Trump bones other women,
stating that she looks a lot like Ivanka, and then proceeding
to raw-dog her. An assignation von ShitzInPants swears never
happened.
Added Bonus: A screen grab from a Jimmy Kimmel show in which
Stormy picks the mushroom that best resembles the most powerful
baby-man in the world's putz. This, sadly, was not allowed
as part of testimony today as it probably would have made
everyone sick.
--------------
If you're betting that von ShitzInPanz will or will not attend
his son's graduation I'd take "No" and give the
points.
---------------
Aaaaaand finally...
The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take
a walk into the nearby town for the first time in 30 years.
As he's walking down the street he passes a hooker on a corner
who says "Hey twenty dollars for a quicky".
Confused,
he walks past another corner and another hooker says "Hey
padre, twenty dollars for a quicky".
He has no idea
whats going on, so he returns to the monastary and calls
the Mother Superior to his office and asks her "Whats
a quicky?"
She replies "Twenty dollars, same as
in town".
-
Lefty
|
