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Le Donald, Le Love God
Trump: When wooing ze porn stars always do
as I, Le Donald, always do.
First, invite zee porn star of your choice
to your luxurious suite and talk for hours
about beeznis. Tell her how much she resembles
your
daughter.
Then raw-dog her when she tries to leave!
Finally, of course, always show of your appreciation
by offering the lady zee non-disclosure agreement.
Eet's the leetle theengs that count.
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