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I, Republican Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House of Representatives, am the new Moses!
Lefty: Which Moses?
The Moses who killed 3000 worshippers of the golden calf, or the Moses whose own mother had to be paid by Pharoah to feed him?
Or was it the Moses God was planning to murder until his wife placed a bloody foreskin on his foot? Hmmmm?
Where do you get all this stuff?
From the Bible. You ought to read it someday. It's hilarious.

The progressive comic about Mike Johnson claiming to be the new Moses.