Bore
Dire
That "female breast" reference is not really as
cheap a gag as it seems. Trump's lawyer in the E. Jean Carroll
case, Alina Habba, the $84 million dollar lawyer, was asked
by reporters if she'd rather be smart or pretty. She replied: "I'd
rather be pretty. I can fake being smart."
Yes, she worked out well. Didn't she, Don?
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Not long ago Alabama executed a prisoner by cruelly and inhumanely
asphyxiating him with nitrogen gas. It's clear he could have
used some of those powerful sedatives the Trump White House
was giving out like candy 'tween 2017 and 2021, but no.
Anyway, I got to thinking about this subject (which is always
the moment most people who know me suddenly have an errand
to run) and
I think a reasonable solution to overcrowded prisons is to
give criminals
sentenced
to life in jail, with absolutely no chance at parole, the
option to commit physician-assisted suicide, available at
any time
of their
incarceration.
Our cultural objections to suicide is rooted in religious
dogma which states we can go to eternal paradise once we
die but not if we take the DIY route. Which means that criminals
such as serial killers aren't going to Heaven anyway so who
could possible voice an objection if Clyde "The Nun Stomper"
Blumenthaal says "Check, please!"?
Yeah, I know. You can
accept Jesus as your lord and savior and
up
you go
no
matter
how
many
baby hearts you had with your fava beans and chianti, which
is why the Xtian-industrial complex should be sued back to
the stone age from whence it came.
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You probably already suspect that I post my 'toons
on various social media sites around the
inter-tubes.
Been
doing
it for years. Well,
my previous comic, the one about rape
and shekels and stuff, became unexpectedly the fourth
highest rated of all my 'toons that I've ever posted on Reddit. Yay,
me.
Furthermore, the 'toon before that, the one about emperor
Trump, really got into the spleens of
Facebook Trump-trolls. I have had a BALL air-locking those
ninnies.
And the criticisms,
when they weren't simply questioning my heritage, were all
the same "sleepy, drug-using, criminal, pedophile" crappola
about
wonderful old President Joe.
There must be a pamphlet that
comes with each MAGA hat offering a selection of quips that
are
guaranteed to make Liberals see the light of Trump's New
Dawn. Or something like that.
Bwah-ha-ha-haaaaaa!
-
Lefty
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