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Republican Tradition
Richard Nixon: Conspired with the Vietnamese
to kill any peace agreement so that he could
win in 1968. Help me, Gerald ford. you're my
only hope.
RonaldReagan: Conspired with the Iranians to
not release the hostages so that he would win
in 1980. The best minds are not in Government,
and I should know.
Donald Trump: Conspired with Russian Intelligence
to spread lies about Hilary Clinton so that
he would win in 2016. Grab pussy for Jesus.
Trump 2024: Continues to work with the Russians
to make sure there's no border deal so that
he can win in 2024. On trial for election interference.
Back in 10-20 years.
The progressive comic about how Republicans
depend on foreign interference to win election.