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The progressive comic about how Judge Clarence Thomas is a fucking judicial whore.

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Justice At Any Price

As the story goes:

A man once asked a woman "Would you sleep with a stranger if he paid you one million dollars?"

She said she would.

"And if he paid you five dollars?"

The irate lady fumed: "Five dollars? What do you think I am?"

The man replied: "We've already established that. Now we're trying to determine the price.”


Long ago, when it became clear to everyone that Clarence Thomas was just a fucking judicial whore, the thought occurred to many that what we, the rational people of this United States, needed to do was somehow accumulate vast sums of donated money that could then be used to bribe, uh, offer Judge Thomas to decide on cases in a way a normal person might.

Problem is, Corporate America could outspend us at every turn and already had vital, preexisting connections to the Judges themselves.

So, thank you, Mr. Oliver, for doing the job for us from your high-profile position as America's multiple Emmy-winning conscience and calling out Clarence as the greedy, grasping waste of RNA he is no matter what he does in the next thirty days.


That being said, what Thomas is thinking now is "A million? Hell! I can make twice that in under-the-table payments from Harlen and STILL be a Supreme court judge. Bwah-ha-ha-ha!"


- Lefty

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Lefty News for February 19, 2024

In a new poll Trump is judged to be the worst U.S. President ever. Ever-ever-ever!

You can thank Michael Cohen and particularly the amazing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for Trump's fraud case woes.

Vladimir Putin has his potentially greatest political opponent murdered.

Nikki Haley is evidently being paid off by the Russians just like every Republican Congressman.

GoFundMe doesn't seem to understand what crime is.

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HBO's John Oliver offers Judge Clarence Thomas one million dollars a year to resign immediately.
Thomas: What kind of man do you take me for, sirrah?
Oliver: We both know what kind… sir. We just need to arrive at the price.

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