The
Sheikh of Shrieks
Before Milton
Blue Floridians: "Hurricane's a-comin'! We're outta
here!"
Red Floridians: "We're not scared of Dem's and their
woke weather-makin' machines. We're a-stayin'!"
After Milton
Blue Floridians: "Well, time to dig them Red idiots
out of the rubble."
Red Floridians: "What took you so long?"
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The Conservative plan to stop climate change seems to be
to furiously promote the burning of fossil fuels until the
environment collapses, taking humanity with it, and then
letting Earth reboot naturally.
The upside for this, as I think the oligarch class sees it,
is that all of their money left sitting in banks will have
accrued
zillions
of
dollars
in interest
over
the ensuing millennia so they'll be like super-duper rich.
Then all that the donor class has to do get their greedy
little hands
on
all that dough is to re-evolve
from roaches or rats or whatever life-form survived their
self-induced Armageddon and they can begin raping the Earth
for any natural resources left over without any environmentalists
getting in their way.
It's gee-nyusss! GEE-nyuss, I tell's ya!
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Tim Walz has been publicly critical of the electoral college lately
but the way we allocate Senators in this country is just as big a
problem.
Frankly, if Montana gets two Senators then California deserves, oh,
let's say ten. The founding Fathers never imagined this country would
house 330 million people and that most of them would prefer an ocean
view.
-
Lefty
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