Perspective
What we learned yesterday:
Only half of a small fraction of
White Conservatives of a small state think a convicted
rapist should
be the most powerful man on Earth.
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The Young Turks asked the question posed in the cartoon above
to caucusing Iowans.
Their responses were, as expected, sooooper cringey:
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I have a theory about
why The Biggest Loser won't shut his fat yap in court, even though
it's costing him millions of dollars in Putin bribe dough.
I think
that kitchen junk-drawer brain he has is thinking "When I'm
back in the White House I'll get it allllll back from those
foreign leader guys who'll have to come to me on bended knee, tears
in their eyes, begging me to save their countries from all the
bad
stuff that could happen if I happen to press the wrong button,
you know what I mean? I mean, it could be a hot day and I could
get thirsty for a nice, cold Diet Coke and, whoops, there goes
Pakistan.
Not that I'm
threatening
the
Pakistanalians or anything, it's just these giant hands of mine
are kind of clumsy at the wrong time, almost like they got a mind
of their own. Man, I'm gonna get so much money Ivanka, I mean,
Melania might even sleep with me again."
- Lefty
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