You
Mean His Mug Wasn't Shot... Literally? Bummer.
Bwahhhhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Bwahhhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Snort!
Giggle! Guffaw! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! ROFLMAO! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Titter! Snicker!
Chuckle! SHREIK! Howl! Chortle! Cackle-cackle-cackle!
Snigger! Har-de-har-har-harrr! Oh god, oh
god, oh god! I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I can't
breathe! I'm dyin' here! I'm dyyyyyin'! Oh, fuck, this
is too funny! I mean he's such a... such a... such a...
BWAHHHHHHHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA! Look at him! I mean,
just look at him! Have you ever seen such
a.... BWAHHHHH-hahahahahahahahahahah! Oh fuck! Oh shit!
Oh fuck! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh oh fuck fuck!
Okay. Okay. I'm okay. I'll be okay. Just give me a minute.
Deep breaths. Just take deeeeeeep breaths.
.........snort.
BWAHHHHHHHH-hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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The perfect mug-shot photo would be one that gains you
sympathy from the jury by projecting the feeling that you're
a completely innocent person being railroaded by the system.
Trump failed again.
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Picture in your mind boxer Muhammad Ali in 1970. Trim,
muscular, 6' 3" and 215 pounds. Floatin' like a butterfly,
stingin' like a bee.
Now picture Donald Trump's arrest document, which states
that he's also 6' 3" and 215 pounds. Lying like a
muthfukkah, stinking like a full diaper.
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I wonder if all the
gamblers and workers in office pools who wagered on Trump's
height and weight will get their money back.
I know for damn
sure the fools who gave money to the Trump legal fund/campaign
definitely won't.
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The First Republican Debate.( Questions rephrased for
accuracy.)
Moderator: "How many of you would support a
convicted traitor if he's re-elected and allow him
to destroy the
very office for which you're running?"
Seven out of eight hands went up.
Moderator: "How many of you as president will
ignore climate change and allow the world to wither
to a desiccated
husk as your family gets obscenely rich from Saudi
Arabian pay-offs?"
Eight out of eight hands went up.
Therefore, the winner of this debate was….
Joe Biden.
=Lefty=
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