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Off Is Not A Channel.

We can never be a civilized society until this nation's top Judges stop giving absurd religious beliefs as much credence as empirical knowledge.

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The words 'prayer' and 'nothing' should be used more often as synonyms.

"Is there any gas in the car?"
"Nope. Nothing but prayer."

"I hear George shaved his head."
"Yeah, he's going for that prayerly look."

"The Russians just launched their entire nuclear arsenal at us. What shall we do?"
"Pray."

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Dallas, Texas is smack dab in the middle of a vast and mostly flat chunk of geography. You don't have to clamber upwards very far to attain a near unobstructed view of the horizon in all directions. At just a couple dozen feet on the z-axis clumps of skyscrapers and office buildings will be the only things impeding the majestic view.

Which makes the 4th of July a bit unique for us North Texans. My city is home to about 3 million humans and a significant portion of them this past Tuesday were frantically igniting the sky in a patriotic fervor while, simultaneously, violating ludicrously unenforceable local ordinances against such promethean frivolity.

Fortunately there are a few of the aforementioned locales available in this city high enough to afford a near perfect 360 degree view of the pyrotechnic orgy and one of them is near my little home. So right about 9:30 this past 4th I and The Companion decamped to this modest promontory, settled ourselves amidst a polite gaggle of local homeowners, fought off an ant attack or two, and watched in delight as the horizon boiled in the glow of thousands of China's best explosive devices for well over an hour as a cool lake wind caressed our blissful faces.

Hope your Fourth was just as good.

=Lefty=

 
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Lefty News for July 5th, 2023

Trump intentionally doxxed Obama's address, which gave an armed idiot nefarious ideas.

Earth experiences hottest day since record-keeping began.

President Joe Biden renews call for assault weapons ban after holiday weekend of terror.

Adam Schiff's supporters say "Screw You!" to Republican censure and donate $8.1 million to his campaign.

Trump-appointed judge does something stupid for the benefit of fascism, this time with the First Amendment.




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Glad you have a wonderful 4th!

eddi

"...and none of them be missed. And none of them be missed." G&S's version is totally non-PC or even tasteful these days but many Koko's have updated it to suit local sensibilities.

I've Got a Little List - The Mikado - Gilbert and Sullivan Australia 2012 www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NLV24qTnlg

eddi

Cicely
If thoughts and prayers worked the GQP would ban them. Be cause you know what the majority would think and pray about. A Chelyabinsk sized asteroid as guest speaker at the GOP convention next year.

cicely

But prayer is sanctimonious nothing---"Value Subtracted" nothing, if you will.

eddi

Donnie practicing his "Calvin Innocent Look", "Who, me?"
Bets are up that 7/4 and 7/5 will beat it. 7/4 tied, 7/5 did here. Thank chaos a north wind blew in and things are cooling as I sit here.
Wrong Right side of the House, (fingers in ears) "la, la, la,la....)
The people will not be fooled. Unless they really, really want to be.
Takedown requests are not Communism. Pandering to hate speech is Fascism.

Lefty (mod)

StevieB: I'm a Texas boy so I'm hardly breaking a sweat.

Benji: Yeah, I got it goin' on.

StevieB

I'm glad that you got the respite from the heat dome. Then today (7/5) got crisped again? I hope your power grid holds up.

eddi

The non-deity crowd is always cooler about things.

Benji

Dayum Mr. Stanfill - I has envious of your view and pyrotechnics description.

'Sounds Good' before lunch:

( . Y . )

'Sounds Good' after lunch:

( * Y * )

Very perky 'toon dood.


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