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Oh, Poop!

Have you heard about fecal transplantation? Basically, it's where you take poop out a healthy person's gut and transplant it into the gut of a sick person. Under the right circumstances it's said to be an effective treatment.

So I got to wondering, in an effort to bring some small amount of sanity to this country, could we put Democratic poop inside Republicans?

And then I thought, "Nah! They're already too full of shit."



Twitter used to be a wonderful place but, as we all know, it's now just a musky husk of its former self.

FB is offering its Twitter-clone, Threads, but it's mobile phone-only, part of Zuck's plan to suck ALL your personal data off your phone. So never in a million years for me.


What's a fomenter of honest dissent to do?


The original goal of Republican leadership was simple: "Get all the money for ourselves."

Eventually they got all the money. And the Supreme Court, too, by using all that money.

Now their goal has become "Make everyone else miserable."

And with the help of the Supreme Court, they will.

But this conservative tide can be stopped, reversed, and all you have to do is support and vote for the person with the "D" after their name.

Otherwise, unless you're filthy, stinking rich, you're just punching yourself in the face.


As I was standing in line at the grocery store t'other day it occurred to me that almost no fruit or vegetable is reliably out of stock these days. Blueberries, for example, which once seemed to have the life span of mayflies, are almost an evergreen in my produce department these days. Not that I'm complaining.

But there's one fruit that leaves a large hole on the produce counter most days of the year....


And I think the reason is that blueberries, for example, again, are beloved by everyone the world 'round. So farmers in exotic locales are happy to bend their backs for those fat world-market profits.

But grapefruit is a largely American delicacy. We grow most of them and consume most of them while the rest of the word goes "Oooooh-kay. You do you, American sickos."

Yes, grapefruit is the American equivalent of Vegemite. It's our haggis, our sea urchin sushi, our blood pudding. And I couldn't be more proud.


Technical note: My original intent for today's 'toon was to have the aliens opining in an ironic way about the sad ruins of humanity, but after two hours of wracking my tiny braim I could not confabulate anything that sufficiently floated my boat so I left them wordless, and it all worked out fine. Just thought you would enjoy this brief examination into the <ahem> creative process.


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Lefty News for July 7th, 2023

Oil companies are merrily whistling past your graveyard.

"Don't Say Gay"lawmaker accused of sexual harassment by two male staffers.

Arizona Governor Hobbs makes birth control available without a prescription.

Marjorie Trailerpark Greene booted from Freedom Caucus.

Prosecutors say they knew Trump had the documents because THEY had the tapes. Bwah-ha-ha-haaaa!

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