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Today's cartoon is a combination of two of my favorite humorous
notions: Moderate prognostication and having Republicans
say out loud what they're really thinking.
And that "bloody vengeance" thing is no joke. Sleazy
McSleazepants wanted a private army, just like his bloody-handed
pal Vlad
has. I'm sure he would have just used them as set decoration
or to make sure his supply of Big Macs and Diet Coke never
ran dry.
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This is cartoon #137 of the "Don't Say I Didn't Warn Ya!"
series.
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Back in 2016 I knew Trump had no chance of winning stealing
the election but I didn't know then that the GOP
would prostrate themselves before the soon-to-be ex-Vladimir
Putin, his billions of petro-dollars, and his seemingly
endless horde of internet minions ready and able to
steal voting data
and inject social disinformation into the minds of
the racism-enamored.
This time I can say with absolute assuredness that
the closest ex-president Squat Slab
will ever get to the White House after his many legal battles are over will no
doubt be any of the many festive and hopefully un-air-conditioned
federal lock-ups that dot the Eastern seaboard.
Why am I so certain?
I've looked into Jack Smith's eyes. I've seen his soul,
and his soul is saying "The path of the righteous
man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he
who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds
the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he
is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison
and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the
Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you! And if it were
legal for me to personally pop a cap in Trump's ass,
I would. I most certainly would!"
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Have a great weekend,
everybody! Stay cool!
=Lefty=
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