Brute
Farce
We should elect men for Congress only if they have a large
penis. I know this sounds juvenile but this will ensure that
they won't overcompensate for having a teeny-weeny by basically
being
a bastard.
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Good news, everyone! Mike Lindell is auctioning off
assets from his pillow manufacturing empire. He is
claiming "cancel culture" but it's really
because no one wants expensive crap sold by a toxic
traitor to this country.
Trump's "golden touch" has claimed another
victim.
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President Joe Biden: "Ukraine cannot join NATO
until their war with Russia is over."
Ukraine: "Wait! No! That means Russia will NEVER end
this war!"
Joe: "But if Ukraine says 'Okay, war's over" then
they can be admited to NATO and Russia will have to
fight ALL of NATO. Instantly."
Ukraine: "Oh…. OH! …… OHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!"
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A personal message to all you rust-belt guys:
If you thought
Trump was going to rebuild your part of the American
economy
you wasted
four
years of your life.
Biden is doing it, though. Time to get on board, folks.
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Department of Oops!: I left out a word in this 'toon
("can") and no one seemed to notice for almost 24 hours.
Musta been one of them optical illusion things or you,
my dear readers, either mistook it for prose poetry
or took pity on my poor old braim. Regardless, I need
to start
buying
a better
grade of
meth.
=Lefty=
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