Shooting
His Mouth Off
When Donald Trump first
hit the stump for the presidency my initial
opinion was that
he was there to function as a far-right-wing
loony who'd make the other
candidates seem sane by comparison. Little
did I know that the other 1,127 candidates
didn't get the memo and proceeded to attempt
to
out-loony
him. The
result is the unseemly pie-fight that broke
out at the last Republican debate.
But now, after a few primary/caucuses,
I have a clearer understanding of his intent,
which is to function as a virtual freak
show, bringing out the yokels and artificially
swelling the crowds. Without him headlining
the debates the rest of the candidates
would be met with a collective yawn. New
Hampshire may have had record turn-out
but Trump received over 100,000 of those
votes, more than McCain or Romney received
in
2008, and
he's
not even
going
to
be
on the ballot in November.
No, he's not.
He didn't "accidentally"
cut his own throat among conservatives
by placing the rightful blame for 9-11
on Brushy "Cutter" McFlightsuit. He
hung it out there like a giant floating
turd in an effort to grease the exit ramp.
Trump doesn't
really
want to
be president
because he knows it's
hard, HARD
work. He'd much prefer fleecing suckers
in the real estate
biz. Oh, he'll stick around for awhile,
maybe even go third-party, but he's just
ego-tripping.
When Mr. Obama says Trump won't win the
presidency, bank on it. The President plays
3D chess. Trump plays Monopoly.
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Bonus Cartoon Time! I've
just created another
comic for
the cheerful folks over at friendlyatheist.com.
I can't post it here because its for them
and them alone (for now, anyways) but here's
the first couple of panels to
get you started. Click the little dang
thing to see the whole dang thing, dang
it!
=Lefty=
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