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Jesusaurus
There have been five major extinction events in the life
of our dear little planet's 4.5 billion years of existence...
the Ordovician-Silurian, the Devonian, the Permian-Triassic,
the Triassic-Jurrasic,
and
the Cretaceous.
Well, six if you include calypso music, aaaaand the fact
that "modern" humans are metaphorically and literally shitting
in their fast-disappearing potable water supplies.
In each of those previous extinction events vast populations
of fauna and flora were relegated to the genetic circular
file. The last event,
63 million years ago, eventually resulted in you, dear reader,
and every other primate who drew a breath and subsequently
dreamed
of an afterlife offering vast orchards of ripe bananas
and abundant termite mounds.
I just thought I'd bring that up for the very people
who still believe this world is 5000 years old because they
hold
exactly one
bronze-age tome of heavily-edited fairy tales in higher regard
than contemporary science.
=Lefty=
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h, Mary? I swear, Joseph! It's my first mitosis.
Ordovician Jesus, 44 million years ago.
Why walk on land when you can walk on water.
Devonian 330 million years ago.
tyrannosaurus, peace me with you. Cretaceous
Jesus, 65 million years ago
MAGA Jesus, right about, now. Fuck yer feelings.
The progressive editorial cartoon about jesus,
evolution and the sixth extinction event.
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