What
the Actual Duck?
The tracers at night, are big and bright
(clap-clap-clap-clap)
Deep in the hearts of Texans!
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I'm thinkin' that if the Republican Party was really honest
about flooding the streets with guns then they
ought to be stumping for a cannibalism clause in the Second
Amendment.
Think about it.
If
it was legal to kill and eat one another then the
rising numbers of senseless gun deaths would have a practical
side that I'm sure they would approve of as long as it was
the "right people" on the menu.
Yes, walking into a public schoolroom full of sweet, juicy
young primates and picking off a couple for dinner on your
way home
from a hard day of assaulting desperate women entering abortion
clinics would be an excellent way to manage the old food
budget.
I
mean, have you SEEN meat prices lately?
Combine this new Constitutional right with the recent Conservative
thrust of enforcing pregnancy and simultaneously lowering
the marriage age for girls, necessary for repopulating the
herd, and you understand the Republicans bold vision for
a happier, healthier
and
well-
fed America!
Eat your heart out, Jonathan Swift.
(Pun intended.)
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So the Republican Party is keen on crashing the economy.
Why? Weren't they happy with the way they crashed it in
2009?
=Lefty=
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