The
Cordryceps Candidate
They walk among us: Ordinary Conservatives hijacked by a
parasitic foundation that controls their every move.
The Smithanwessonous Unilateralis foundation has just one
goal: self-propagation and dispersal. Researchers think the
foundation, found in vast mansions, infects a foraging candidate
through dark money which entraps him, eliminates his scruples,
and quickly takes over his mind.
As the infection advances, the enthralled candidate is compelled
to abandon his morals for a more amenable echo chamber that’s
favorable to the foundation's growth. The candidate then
descends to a level of heartless indifference, sets his
jaws into
a meaningless litany of "thoughts
and prayers", and waits for gun victims to die.
(The above is from a description I found online about how
the cordyceps fungus attacks and destroys insects and then
simply changed a
few, okay, many words. See if you can guess which one's they
were.)
=Lefty=
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