Truck
Nuts
There was a time in this country when if you bought a
pick-up truck one of the options was the heater.
Yes, the
heater.
Now they ARE heaters. I mean, have you ever stood next
to one of these beasts idling on a city street on a hot
day?
We're living in a world which faces environmental collapse.
The last thing we need right now are these super-sized,
road-blocking, resource-hogging, gas-guzzling,
rolling pussy wagons that are only occasionally used for
their intended purpose. This country used to manufacture
sensibly sized pick-up trucks and the
only thing stopping
us from
making them again is corporate greed, because
you just KNOW selling these things is like printing money.
But just because these big, shiny hunks of nut-sweat set
off dopamine avalanches in the minds of "manly men" doesn't
mean it's
good for
them,
or us.
You want immediate pleasurable stimulation? Go buy some
crack.
The American
consumer, it's clear, will not save itself from
itself. We
need legislative action against these behemoths, and soon,
before they get any bigger.
BTW, the above goes double for those gargantuan SUVs that
blot out the sun. May they fall in the river. May they
sink into the earth.
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Trump's attorney, Jenna Ellis, just flipped on him. Her
statement of guilt began (emphasis mine): "As an ATTORNEY
who is also a CHRISTIAN….."
You know, somehow those two words aren't mutually exclusive
when you consider that anal sex is where (Trump) lawyers
come from.
All "joking" aside, for her to stand before the
judge and pretend that she was somehow duped into working
for Trump is insulting to anyone with a properly functioning
prefrontal cortex.
She plead out a felony which means she cannot practice
law (or so I'm told) which means she can now only work
for Fox
News, Newsmax, The Supreme Court, Congress, Etc…
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That's two comics in two days. See you tomorrow.
=Lefty=
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