SQUIRREL!
In case you, or someone you know, is in need of help
in terminating a pregnancy here is some helpful information.
These two sites offer access to abortion pills, even
in Texas.
https://www.plancpills.org/
https://aidaccess.org/
reddit.com/r/auntienetwork is also super helpful if
you need advice, someone to talk to or a place to stay
in a choice-friendly state.
These following two sites are all about providing funding
for safe and legal abortions to women that don't have
access, in addition to finding and working with clinics.
Please consider donating to them or setting up a fund!!
https://wrrap.org/about-wrrap/
https://abortionfunds.org/
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Hey, GOP!
Instead of outlawing abortion why not just make Texas
men double-pinky-swear promise to treat sex with women
more responsibly and not get one pregnant with whom
they have no intention of marrying or raising children
together?
(I write stuff like this to make myself laugh. I am
laughing very hard right now. Can you hear me laughing?
Though I may be crying. Sometimes it's hard to tell
these days.)
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How does one say "Fuck you, American Conservatives!" in
Spanish?
Thank you, Mexico!
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When Texas Governor Abbott says "Texas will stop
rapists" that's Republican-speak for "Rape
all you want."
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In Idaho the hospitals are so overwhelmed with covid-19
patients that hospital staff is allotting its limited
ICU resources to patients most likely to survive and
consigning the sickest patients (I.E. the unvaccinated)
to "comfort care", which is basically drugs
to keep them sedated and comfortable until they die
of the virus (or miraculously survive). It's all the
hospital can do.
Get vaccinated. Get vaccinated. PLEASE get vaccinated.
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A group of Redditors assembled a certainly incomplete
collection of Republican code words (modestly edited
by yours turly). To use the words as a proper Conservative
would you
have to wink once or twice each time you say each one
out loud.
American values - White skin
Family values - Misogyny
Urban voters - Black voters
Multiculturalism - Black men want to screw your daughter
Immigrants - The bad brown ones, not the nice white
ones
Right to work - Keeping wages low and jobs anti-union
Voter fraud - Educated Black voters
Right to life - Control over women
Christian values - Homophobia
Defence of marriage - Watching gay men kiss is icky
Experts - Intelligent, yes, but information is hard,
dogma is easy, and our voters are stupid.
Pro gun - Enable irrational paranoia
Mass media - Jews
Patriot - Our new Brownshirts
Woke - Smart-ass kids
West Coast Elite - Jewish millionaires
Thug - The N word
Cancel Culture - Liberals pointing out our corruption
Globalism - Jews. Israel.
Drain The Swamp - One-party Republican rule.
Critical Race Theory - Never let Black people learn
they have rights
Blue Lives Matter - To protect and serve White people
America First - Caucasians first
Heritage - White skinned people
Terrorist - Muslim
Entitlements - Social Security
Purity - White
Antifa - Real patriots whom we must demonize from the
moment we wake up until the moment we collapse into
an inebriated heap in the arms of a hooker supplied
by a pharmaceutical industry lobbyist.
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Dialogue from the movie :"It's A Wonderful Vaccine"
"Daddy, Teacher says: 'Every time an unvaccinated
person dies of covid in an ICU an angel farts in their
general
direction.'"
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Sick thought:
Maybe these new Texas abortion restrictions
are actually a very clever scheme to reduce the population.
You see, these laws will encourage more women to be
more careful when they have sex and...
No, it's just the GOP hating on poor people and trying
to divide the electorate... again.
=Lefty=
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