The
Insurrectionista
The six Fascistas on the Supreme
Court have apparently just shut the
door on minority voting... or anyone
a Republican-led State decides is too
Democratic-y.
In Judge Alito's words: "Mere
inconvenience cannot be enough to demonstrate
a violation [of the voting process]."
Which means that, to misquote Douglas
Adams, in Putin-controlled states you
can now expect all further voting for
minorities, or Democrats, to be done
in a disused lavatory at the back of
a lightless, stair-less cellar over
whose door hangs a sign saying "Beware
of the leopard".
When Pelosi begins her investigation
of the January 6th insurrection I have
six more names to add to the list.
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To be clear, t-Rump desired an overthrow
of the U.S. government back in January
so that he and his company wouldn't
be facing the indictments that were
handed down last week. He basically
had no interest in winning the 2020
election
apart from avoiding punishment for
his crimes.
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Historians recently declared Trump the fourth-worst
president ever but I think he was only that high on
the list because researchers
didn't want to be accused of bias towards a living
Quislingdent.
I'm certain it wont be long before future
historians reassess their conclusion and eventually
move him to
dead-last, where he rightfully belongs.
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Trump's business is on the ropes and he himself may
be looking at serving hard time.
Should we just go ahead and set the clock
for when he and his kids flee the country late one
night on a Saudi jet?
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Hobby Lobby wants our government run by god.
Which god?
Zeus? Ra? Odin? Poseidon? Hades? Venus?
Yeah! Venus!
The god of love, beauty, desire, sex, and prosperity.
That'll work.
PS, fuck Hobby Lobby!
(Unfortunately, it's the imaginary man-in-the-clouds
who drowns entire planets and dooms humans to the pits
of hell
for eating
shellfish or wearing the wrong kind of shirt.)
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And, finally, raise your hand if you
think Larry the Cable Guy is funny.
Well, you're wrong. Put that goddamn
hand down.
=Lefty=
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