Welcome
To Gunworld
Why do I hate guns?
There have been four instances in my
life where people in my own family
were shot. I won't go into the gory
details but one person, an uncle, was
killed. If the Second Amendment had
been treated as it was originally intended,
which was permission for Southern States
to have their own slave patrols, I
wouldn't give two shits about guns
and I could be doing more cartoons
about cats.
So here we are.
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It's frightening and disheartening
how far too many white people will
allow the Republican Party to completely
shred the Constitution as long as it
means they can be racist for the rest
of their foreseeable, entitled future.
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Dear Republican Party;
All men are created equal.
Says so, right in the Declaration of
Independence. You might of heard of
it.
Now act like you've read the damned
thing and let every legal person vote.
Sincerely,
300 Million Americans Who Are Really
Pissed-Off
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Americans pay extra for health insurance
so that insurance executives can live
in luxury.
Yeah, that seems fair.
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Twitterboogers McTraitorpants killed his "web
site" because
there was no way for it to fake foot-traffic the way
his
account could on Twitter.
In other words, Russian bots are easier to hide on
a site like Twitter than on a purely partisan blog
like the Former Occupant's.
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Current Blue Bell ice cream jingle: "The good
old days are being made right now."
Meanwhile, the Republican Party is busily legislating
fascism in numerous states across this country. Over
600,000 Americans have died as a result of COVID-19.
The American economy is in a state of uncertain flux
from the repercussions of the pandemic. The Russians
are allowing cyber-criminals to attack critical U.S.
infrastructure. Americans came THIS close to losing
this country permanently when goons were ordered by
a Russian-puppeted sociopath to attack the Capitol.
Yeah. Good times.
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Gen. Flynn: "There should be a Myanmar-type military
coup against Biden."
Me: "So if you were President you'd be okay with
a military coup against you?"
Flynn: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"
Me: "And the next President and the next President
and the next President? Coup after coup after coup?"
Flynn: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."
Me: "You need to go to jail for sedition forever.
And take that seditious orange twat with you."
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Why are there no conservative comedians?
Because comedy holds nothing sacred.
Conservatism will burn you at the stake for being left-handed.
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Personal Note: You might be wondering why a full ten
days passed between new comics. Well, me, too. But
I think it was a combination of wet and dismal weather,
a deep and existential dread of what the GOP is up
to lately, and a sense of futility that goes with the
knowledge that no matter how many anti-gun comics I
create Americans are going
to
continue the slaughter.
That's why I'd make a great King. The first rule would
be "No guns" forllowed by "No religion". Americans
would bitch like crazy for about 5 years and then realize
how much better things are.
In my dreams, of course.
Now bring on the sun and the mail-in ballots!
=Lefty=
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