Gag Reflex

Senator! How nice of you to come all the down to Florida to see me.

Well, I would never pass up a free trip to see the legendary Mar-a-Lago, or to see you, Mr. President.

You flatter me, Senator, though you're more likely wondering why I asked you here.

Well, now that you mention it...

I'll be blunt. Where do you see yourself in the Republican Party in the next five years?

Well, as you know, I've had my eye on the Judiciary Committee and maybe, someday, I would like to serve as Majority Leader of the Senate.

Good. Great. But do you really want it? I mean, really, really want it?

More than anything, sir!

Excellent. That's just the kind of enthusiaism I want to hear. Now... get on your knees and suck my cock.

Uhh... WHAT?

Suck it. Get on your knees and take me in your mouth.

Sir! Do you realize that I am a sitting Senator?

And do you realize I'm a man that can have you primaried and replaced by any other idiot I choose?

... You're serious?

It's a simple question. Yes, or no?

... Okay.

There, that wasn't so bad was it?

Why did you make me do that?

To learn just how ambitious you are, and you are very ambtious, indeed. I also do it to remind you that you are insignificant.

What?

I am the leader of the Republican Party. I own you. So you can either accept that and smile sweetly whenever I say jump or you can crawl back under that miserable little rock you came from and run a donut shop until you fucking die. Now get out of here.

Uh, sir?

Not now, Pedro!

But you have a call from Mr. Putin.

Oh. Okay. Thank you, Pedro. Hello? Vlad? How are you?

I am fine, Donald. Thank you. But enough of the small talk. Tell me first, please… whose cock do you love to suck?

... Yours, Vlad. Always yours.

=Lefty=