Junk
Food
Dear CEO of (insert name of local grocery chain here);
This past weekend at CPAC the CEO of Goya Foods referred
to Donald Trump as " the actual president of the United
States".
I don't pretend to know everything but I do know that
the CEO of Goya Foods is publicly supporting a man
who tried to
overthrow
the legitimate U.S. government through violent means.
This sickens me. Five people died as a result of his
scheme. Hundreds
more were hurt and dozens of Trump's terrorists are
now
under
federal
indictment.
In the same way that I would look upon your grocery
stores with disgust if you sold Adolf Hitler brand
bacon or Charles Manson brand baby corn so do I now
similarly feel pushing my cart down the aisle of your
stores and encountering
Goya brand foods.
I, personally, shall never
again buy Goya brand foods, which
I
consider overpriced. I will also tell my friends and
anyone within reach of my social media why they should
also boycott Goya products.
I don't expect you to remove these products just because
of one concerned American so the point of this letter
is to just let you know that if the sales of Goya
foods
wither away to nothing, which would delight me no end,
you will not have to wonder
why.
However, if you are the kind of person who truly cares
for this country you will not have any trouble replacing
Goya products with something much less poisonous to
your brand.
Sincerely,
=Lefty=
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Note to friends of Lefty:
If you happen upon cans of Goya product
on your grocer's shelves please be
careful handling them as the cans are
easily dented. If they are damaged
they are must less likely to be purchased
and we wouldn't want that. So, be careful.
Be very, very careful.
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I have a potentially useful idea:
Some company needs to develop a lawn-mower
that can easily be adapted to function
as an electrical generator.
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The CPAC Presidential straw poll this
past weekend resulted in t-Rump getting
55% of the vote. That's pathetic, but
it means nothing. Here are the results
of past CPAC polls for president:
2015 poll
Paul 26%
Walker 21%
Cruz 12%
Carson 11%
Trump 5%
2016 poll
Cruz 40%
Rubio 30%
Trump 15%
Kasich 8%
Chunky Hitler will be hiding in another
country before the 2024 primaries,
probably, so take the 2021 poll with
a truckload of salt.
=Lefty=
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