I
Rest My Fucking Case
Considering how the Republican Party,
in all its avaricious glory, has currently
brought the entire world to the brink
of Apocalypse
I'd
like
to
expand
on Billy's witty remark by adding "Fuck
'em! Fuck 'em in the eye-holes with
asbestos-encrusted porcupine pelts!
Fuck 'em up the bazoo with molten lead
claymore
mines!
Fuck
'em
with rusty blunt objects until their
tiny hearts explode, then implant new
hearts from donor Norway rats in their
bloated husks, and
then
bludgeon
them insensate
again."
Whoo. I feel better now.
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Snapshot of the Senate hearing on the
breach of the Capitol:
Senator: "Tell me, former-director-of-security-for-the
Capitol, what plans did you make when
you were told on January 5th that there'd
be a large crowd of hostile Trump voters
attacking the Capitol on January 6th?"
FDOSFTC: "Um, well, I likes eggs."
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To Republicans, wind turbines are like
abortion. They know they're both vital
to the health of the community and
will never get rid of either, but will
happily convince their gullible voters
they're actually spawns of Satan because
everything's a wedge issue to them.
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I've seen recent polls that say 75%-ish
of Republicans think the election was
stolen from The Former Guy. But the
media should do us all a favor and
run those
polls side-by-side with others that
reveal
100% of Democrats
know Joe Biden won the election legitimately.
In a landslide.
=Lefty=
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